Embezzle
Heist Twenty Six
“As you all know, we have two new members joining us today. Apollo and Jacques! They’ve been like party animals tonight. Next, as I think everyone’s noticed, Kimmy and Robert are together now. Does anyone know where they are?”
“The Dungeon.”
“Of course… But, anyway, it’s karaoke time! Nadia, Leo, come on up and bring your men.”
“Woo!” Leo drunkenly skipped to the stage, giving the men warm embraces, Apollo following behind her. Jacob climbed up on the stage, still very intrigued with the items in his jeans pocket as Nadia walked up onto the stage.
“Michelle!”
“Hey girls,” the man said with a smile, “So, who’s going to go first?”
“Me and Nadia of course!” Leo hiccupped, “Battle of the sexes!”
“This is going to be a nightmare,” Nadia grumbled.
“What do you want to sing?”
“The first Disney song you have!”
“LEO!”
“Loosen up!”
“A Whole New World it is,” Michelle announced.
“Ha, this’ll be fun,” Jacob laughed.
“Shut it you!” Nadia growled, grabbing her mic and passing Leo hers. Eve Apollo was laughing at them.
“Come on Nadia. It will be fun!” Leo smiled before turning to Michelle. “Start the music.”
Good thing they had a screen with words on it, or singing would have been a lot harder.
It seemed like the two girls had rehearsed the song, Leo hitting the male parts as Nadia sang the girl’s lines. They’d even look at each other in a loving way, making their boyfriends wonder if there was really something going on between them while they weren’t around. Rocky was even taping it, probably waiting for the girls to make out.
Nothing, of course, happened and the song ended with them singing every note perfectly. Within seconds the crowd into a roar of applause.
Paul blinked in disbelief… never in his life did the young butler think he’d see a room full of [u]criminals[u] cheering for a Disney song.
The thought made him burst out into laughter. Something he hadn’t done in a long time.
“Just pick the next song that comes up,” Apollo said nonchalant.
“Alright, ‘Wouldn’t Be Nice’ by the Beach Boys it is.”
All in all, it was quite a funny sight as the drunk Jacques and serious Apollo sang to each other as if they were lovers. They seemed more like idiots attempting to sing, but no one told them that.
Anyway, Nadia and Leo won in the end and the two men walked dejectedly over to their women.
“That was wonderful,” Nadia lied, hiding her laughter and large smile.
“I thought it was beautiful,” Leo replied, kissing her boyfriend before sitting on another man’s lap, thinking it was a free seat. Apollo just shook his head.
“Haha, okay, anyone else want to give it a try?” The blonde watched as the crowd went nuts, the first two duets inspiring the other guests.
In no time, the laughing Paul was dragged on stage and forced to sing a very high pitched Jackson Five song with Chris, who’s managed to pull off the high note pretty well. It was a very humorous scene.
The night continued like that, Luis and Rocky singing Bad Touch very well to all the females in the room, Meghan and Kimmy (once she was out of the dungeon) attempted Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid in their intoxicated state, and Jared and Tucker showing everyone up by singing Call It Karma – sounding like ecstasy to the ears, nectar that flows from the flower of music! … Okay, major exaggeration, but most the people were drunk so it had sounded amazing.
And to think… all this time poor Jordan was just sulking at the bar.
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“Wooo! D-did you see that cow? It jumped over the fucking moon. It was… AMAZING!”
“I think it’s time we got her home, she’s delusional,” Paul sighed as he watched the brunette running around, pointing at dragons and fairies that were talking to her.
Apollo watched his girlfriend and shook his head. Why was he with her again?
“Apollo, come here!”
The man obeyed her orders and walked over to her. Before he could even ask what she wanted, she drew him into a mind blowing kiss.
Oh yeah, that was why.
Nadia watched everything that was going on with a laugh then turned to her own man.
“Did you guys have a good time?”
“We had a blast babe,” Jacob said, giving her a kiss. “It’s one of the best days I’ve had in a while.”
“Even better than last night?” Nadia questioned with a wink. Jacques’s eyes widened and his face turned pink as he remembered the things that happened the night before.
“That… was amazing.”
“Okay! Everyone into the car,” Meghan yelled.
“Hell will freeze over before I get eaten by that giant!”
“Leo, get in the car!”
“NEVER!”
Leo eventually did go, with the help of Michael, the man talking her into thinking the “giant” was a good one in disguise. When that didn’t work, he was able to knock her out and put the woman in the back.
All in all, a very nice night.
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It was a beautiful this particular morning, with the sun shining, illuminating the snow that covered everything in France.
“HELLO WORLD!”
“Oh, god,” Paul groaned as he cooked himself a breakfast.
“What?” Apollo questioned.
“Leo’s up…”
The red head just laughed at the face his butler friend was making, thought in moments he was laughing harder.
The two men heard fast footsteps coming towards the, soon followed by the doors of the kitchen being thrown open, a practically naked Jacques rushing in.
“What the HELL was that?! A fire? Huh, what?!”
The red head just shook his head. “Nothing, it was nothing.” His eyes then moved down to what his companion was wearing… nothing but a pair of plaid boxers that had his ‘man parts’ hanging out.
Apollo shook his head again for the millionth time. “Looks like someone was busy last night.”
“OM MY GOD!” The scream of Nadia could be heard, probably even in America.
“Now what?” Meghan complained.
The raven haired woman swooped down the stairs, only wearing a silk bathrobe.
“What Nadia?”
“I’m pregnant!”
“What?!” Everyone screamed, looking at her.
“I-I can’t be a daddy! I don’t want this! I’ve been gay this whole time. I only want butt sex with Apollo!”
“Oh Jake, I’ve been waiting for you to say that since the first day we met!”
So, holding hands, the two males skipped out of the house to find a place where they could get married.
“Oh, my god,” Meghan gasped. Her heart couldn’t take the shock and she fell over, dead from heart failure.
“Meghan? Meghan, no! COME BACK!”
Not being able to take her death, Paul easily slipped into a coma beside his beloved Meghan.
“WOO! Now I can steal the money!” yelled Chris as he ran into the house with bags to fill.
“Good morning everyone,” Leo sang. When her eyes fell upon her house, her jaw fell to the floor.
“What the hell is going on?!”
“Nadia ran up to her friend, tears in her eyes.
“I’m pregnant, Jacques and Apollo went to get married, Meghan died, Paul’s in a coma, and Chris stole all our money!”
Leo was speechless for a minute before she rubbed her eyes and found herself back in her bed, the sunlight of the morning hitting her face.
“I am never drinking that much again.”
Okay, Yeah, that was supposed to be crazy because it's a dream. The funny thing is I was bored one day a while ago and I was writing a chapter and that's what ended up happening in the chapter. But it was more detailed and dramatic, like a spanish soap opera.
“The Dungeon.”
“Of course… But, anyway, it’s karaoke time! Nadia, Leo, come on up and bring your men.”
“Woo!” Leo drunkenly skipped to the stage, giving the men warm embraces, Apollo following behind her. Jacob climbed up on the stage, still very intrigued with the items in his jeans pocket as Nadia walked up onto the stage.
“Michelle!”
“Hey girls,” the man said with a smile, “So, who’s going to go first?”
“Me and Nadia of course!” Leo hiccupped, “Battle of the sexes!”
“This is going to be a nightmare,” Nadia grumbled.
“What do you want to sing?”
“The first Disney song you have!”
“LEO!”
“Loosen up!”
“A Whole New World it is,” Michelle announced.
“Ha, this’ll be fun,” Jacob laughed.
“Shut it you!” Nadia growled, grabbing her mic and passing Leo hers. Eve Apollo was laughing at them.
“Come on Nadia. It will be fun!” Leo smiled before turning to Michelle. “Start the music.”
Good thing they had a screen with words on it, or singing would have been a lot harder.
It seemed like the two girls had rehearsed the song, Leo hitting the male parts as Nadia sang the girl’s lines. They’d even look at each other in a loving way, making their boyfriends wonder if there was really something going on between them while they weren’t around. Rocky was even taping it, probably waiting for the girls to make out.
Nothing, of course, happened and the song ended with them singing every note perfectly. Within seconds the crowd into a roar of applause.
Paul blinked in disbelief… never in his life did the young butler think he’d see a room full of [u]criminals[u] cheering for a Disney song.
The thought made him burst out into laughter. Something he hadn’t done in a long time.
“Just pick the next song that comes up,” Apollo said nonchalant.
“Alright, ‘Wouldn’t Be Nice’ by the Beach Boys it is.”
All in all, it was quite a funny sight as the drunk Jacques and serious Apollo sang to each other as if they were lovers. They seemed more like idiots attempting to sing, but no one told them that.
Anyway, Nadia and Leo won in the end and the two men walked dejectedly over to their women.
“That was wonderful,” Nadia lied, hiding her laughter and large smile.
“I thought it was beautiful,” Leo replied, kissing her boyfriend before sitting on another man’s lap, thinking it was a free seat. Apollo just shook his head.
“Haha, okay, anyone else want to give it a try?” The blonde watched as the crowd went nuts, the first two duets inspiring the other guests.
In no time, the laughing Paul was dragged on stage and forced to sing a very high pitched Jackson Five song with Chris, who’s managed to pull off the high note pretty well. It was a very humorous scene.
The night continued like that, Luis and Rocky singing Bad Touch very well to all the females in the room, Meghan and Kimmy (once she was out of the dungeon) attempted Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid in their intoxicated state, and Jared and Tucker showing everyone up by singing Call It Karma – sounding like ecstasy to the ears, nectar that flows from the flower of music! … Okay, major exaggeration, but most the people were drunk so it had sounded amazing.
And to think… all this time poor Jordan was just sulking at the bar.
~-~-~-~
“Wooo! D-did you see that cow? It jumped over the fucking moon. It was… AMAZING!”
“I think it’s time we got her home, she’s delusional,” Paul sighed as he watched the brunette running around, pointing at dragons and fairies that were talking to her.
Apollo watched his girlfriend and shook his head. Why was he with her again?
“Apollo, come here!”
The man obeyed her orders and walked over to her. Before he could even ask what she wanted, she drew him into a mind blowing kiss.
Oh yeah, that was why.
Nadia watched everything that was going on with a laugh then turned to her own man.
“Did you guys have a good time?”
“We had a blast babe,” Jacob said, giving her a kiss. “It’s one of the best days I’ve had in a while.”
“Even better than last night?” Nadia questioned with a wink. Jacques’s eyes widened and his face turned pink as he remembered the things that happened the night before.
“That… was amazing.”
“Okay! Everyone into the car,” Meghan yelled.
“Hell will freeze over before I get eaten by that giant!”
“Leo, get in the car!”
“NEVER!”
Leo eventually did go, with the help of Michael, the man talking her into thinking the “giant” was a good one in disguise. When that didn’t work, he was able to knock her out and put the woman in the back.
All in all, a very nice night.
~-~-~-~
It was a beautiful this particular morning, with the sun shining, illuminating the snow that covered everything in France.
“HELLO WORLD!”
“Oh, god,” Paul groaned as he cooked himself a breakfast.
“What?” Apollo questioned.
“Leo’s up…”
The red head just laughed at the face his butler friend was making, thought in moments he was laughing harder.
The two men heard fast footsteps coming towards the, soon followed by the doors of the kitchen being thrown open, a practically naked Jacques rushing in.
“What the HELL was that?! A fire? Huh, what?!”
The red head just shook his head. “Nothing, it was nothing.” His eyes then moved down to what his companion was wearing… nothing but a pair of plaid boxers that had his ‘man parts’ hanging out.
Apollo shook his head again for the millionth time. “Looks like someone was busy last night.”
“OM MY GOD!” The scream of Nadia could be heard, probably even in America.
“Now what?” Meghan complained.
The raven haired woman swooped down the stairs, only wearing a silk bathrobe.
“What Nadia?”
“I’m pregnant!”
“What?!” Everyone screamed, looking at her.
“I-I can’t be a daddy! I don’t want this! I’ve been gay this whole time. I only want butt sex with Apollo!”
“Oh Jake, I’ve been waiting for you to say that since the first day we met!”
So, holding hands, the two males skipped out of the house to find a place where they could get married.
“Oh, my god,” Meghan gasped. Her heart couldn’t take the shock and she fell over, dead from heart failure.
“Meghan? Meghan, no! COME BACK!”
Not being able to take her death, Paul easily slipped into a coma beside his beloved Meghan.
“WOO! Now I can steal the money!” yelled Chris as he ran into the house with bags to fill.
“Good morning everyone,” Leo sang. When her eyes fell upon her house, her jaw fell to the floor.
“What the hell is going on?!”
“Nadia ran up to her friend, tears in her eyes.
“I’m pregnant, Jacques and Apollo went to get married, Meghan died, Paul’s in a coma, and Chris stole all our money!”
Leo was speechless for a minute before she rubbed her eyes and found herself back in her bed, the sunlight of the morning hitting her face.
“I am never drinking that much again.”
Okay, Yeah, that was supposed to be crazy because it's a dream. The funny thing is I was bored one day a while ago and I was writing a chapter and that's what ended up happening in the chapter. But it was more detailed and dramatic, like a spanish soap opera.