Is This The End?
Do you know, where do babies come from?
"I bet you don’t do it!"
"Oh, you bet!?"
"I do."
"Watch and learn." David said as he raised his hand to get the teacher’s attention.
"Mrs. Crystal!"
"Don’t scream David."
"Sorry… I just wanted to ask a question…"
"Ok David what is it?"
"Ummm… I wanted to know, where do babies come from?"
"David, you’re old enough… I think you already know. Besides we’re in Mathematics, and that has nothing to do with this class…"
"But! I want to know!"
"David seat down!" He sat and looked back at his friend Pierre, who thought he had won… then he smiled back and looked back at the teacher.
"Mrs. Crystal! Are babies from mars?" He said, and everyone in the class started to laugh.
"David stop it!"
"Ok... But... First answer my question!"
"Oh! Ok. Look... [Insert your own version here... and no, they're not form mars] … And that’s were babies come from alright, they’re not from mars."
"Oh…"
"Now seat down."
"Mrs. Crystal! "
"Now what David?"
"Can you show me how to make a baby? You know…" David said making a seductive face to the teacher.
"He didn’t!" Pierre said to himself as he laughed at David like the rest of the class.
"Mr. Desrosiers go to the principal’s office now!"
He was proud of himself, since he won the bet. But he didn’t know, he was going to have to go through a lot, just because of that… Well… and some other stuff he did… You see. David Desrosiers is a young kid, 11 year old kid, he is always trying to make you laugh; he’s always with his best friends… his best friends were; Pierre, who just made the bet with him, the other guy who was always fooling around with him, and there other friends when they were all hyper; Chuck, the most serious and responsible guy of their little... gang, he was always giving them his Home Work when they needed it, and trying to stop them when they fool around at the wrong moment; Sebastien, The normal/nice guy, everyone on their group always went with him or Chuck to talk about their problems, you could tell them anything and nothing would be known by anyone else; Jeff he was the talented one, always with his guitar, normal also… You will get to know them better… If you keep reading
Oh! Me! Yea… I’m the narrator, so don’t ask anything about me…
Well...
At the principal’s.
"Ok David, what did you do this time?"
"Nothing… I…"
"No David. I’ve done a lot of things to let you stay, you’ve been in this school a lot of time now, but I cant help you anymore i'll have to expulse you…"
"But!"
"I don’t want any excuses; you’ll have time to look for another school 'till next week."
"But, we’re half a year to get out! I can’t change schools, besides my friends are here!''
"I’m sorry Mr. Desrosiers, you should’ve thought about that before doing all what you did this year."
''No please.''
"I’m going to call your parents. Now go to your recess."
"No PLEASE."
"David just go to your recess."
"Ok."
David went out of the office with his head down, as he walked down the hall, to find his friends standing by his locker.
"Oh, you bet!?"
"I do."
"Watch and learn." David said as he raised his hand to get the teacher’s attention.
"Mrs. Crystal!"
"Don’t scream David."
"Sorry… I just wanted to ask a question…"
"Ok David what is it?"
"Ummm… I wanted to know, where do babies come from?"
"David, you’re old enough… I think you already know. Besides we’re in Mathematics, and that has nothing to do with this class…"
"But! I want to know!"
"David seat down!" He sat and looked back at his friend Pierre, who thought he had won… then he smiled back and looked back at the teacher.
"Mrs. Crystal! Are babies from mars?" He said, and everyone in the class started to laugh.
"David stop it!"
"Ok... But... First answer my question!"
"Oh! Ok. Look... [Insert your own version here... and no, they're not form mars] … And that’s were babies come from alright, they’re not from mars."
"Oh…"
"Now seat down."
"Mrs. Crystal! "
"Now what David?"
"Can you show me how to make a baby? You know…" David said making a seductive face to the teacher.
"He didn’t!" Pierre said to himself as he laughed at David like the rest of the class.
"Mr. Desrosiers go to the principal’s office now!"
He was proud of himself, since he won the bet. But he didn’t know, he was going to have to go through a lot, just because of that… Well… and some other stuff he did… You see. David Desrosiers is a young kid, 11 year old kid, he is always trying to make you laugh; he’s always with his best friends… his best friends were; Pierre, who just made the bet with him, the other guy who was always fooling around with him, and there other friends when they were all hyper; Chuck, the most serious and responsible guy of their little... gang, he was always giving them his Home Work when they needed it, and trying to stop them when they fool around at the wrong moment; Sebastien, The normal/nice guy, everyone on their group always went with him or Chuck to talk about their problems, you could tell them anything and nothing would be known by anyone else; Jeff he was the talented one, always with his guitar, normal also… You will get to know them better… If you keep reading
Oh! Me! Yea… I’m the narrator, so don’t ask anything about me…
Well...
At the principal’s.
"Ok David, what did you do this time?"
"Nothing… I…"
"No David. I’ve done a lot of things to let you stay, you’ve been in this school a lot of time now, but I cant help you anymore i'll have to expulse you…"
"But!"
"I don’t want any excuses; you’ll have time to look for another school 'till next week."
"But, we’re half a year to get out! I can’t change schools, besides my friends are here!''
"I’m sorry Mr. Desrosiers, you should’ve thought about that before doing all what you did this year."
''No please.''
"I’m going to call your parents. Now go to your recess."
"No PLEASE."
"David just go to your recess."
"Ok."
David went out of the office with his head down, as he walked down the hall, to find his friends standing by his locker.